Story Or Series Title: ~Warmth~ (Mass Effect) A You x Garrus One-shot
Fandom: Mass Effect
Culprit Author's Name: rockinmuffin
Full Name (plus titles if any): Commander Shepard
Full Species(es): You!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): None mentioned, so bald.
Eye Color (include adjectives): None mentioned, so they're empty sockets
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): None mentioned.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be one, is forcing one to romance her.
Annoying Special Abilities: The ability to turn Shepard and Garrus into complete saps who seem to have forgotten about the mission.
Other Annoying Traits: It's a You!Sue. Need I add more?
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