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May. 15th, 2010

Mass Effect 2 - I feel sick

blooded_veils

What's this? An entry?

Story Or Series Title: ~Warmth~ (Mass Effect) A You x Garrus One-shot
Fandom:
Mass Effect
Culprit Author's Name: rockinmuffin

Full Name (plus titles if any):
Commander Shepard
Full Species(es):
You!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives):
None mentioned, so bald.
Eye Color (include adjectives):
None mentioned, so they're empty sockets
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
None mentioned
Special Possessions (if any):
None mentioned.

Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Claims to be one, is forcing one to romance her.
Annoying Special Abilities:
The ability to turn Shepard and Garrus into complete saps who seem to have forgotten about the mission.
Other Annoying Traits:
It's a You!Sue. Need I add more?

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Nov. 13th, 2009

asari

aztec_the_great

King of Spork

Story Or Series Title: King of Destiny
Fandom: Harry Potter and Stargate Universe
Culprit Author's Name:
Voads
Synopsis: The war is over but Harry now finds himself a world apart on a ship called Destiny, HP/SGU xover, NO Slash



Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry Potter

Annoying Special Abilities: Can read any language because he drank a potion.

Other Traits: He is on the bloody Destiny!

Notes:


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Oct. 5th, 2009

pistol

aztec_the_great

The Upstaging Toaster


Story Or Series Title: First Child
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Culprit Author's Name:
the.nerd.voice
Synopsis: Chapter load. The Roslin women are back together and new life comes about. Please Review. Love hearing what you think.



Full Name (plus titles if any): Antonia Roslin, Toni
Full Species(es): Human/Cylon, but I prefer UtterlySueificus
Hair Color (include adjectives): “her hair an obvious color that came from her mother, flowing past her shoulders in a wavy and almost curly pattern.” “dark auburn hair”

Eye Color (include adjectives): big brown eyes”

Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any): her very own Six, Laura Roslin’s destiny, Hera’s destiny


Annoying Origin: The lost Seven model raped Laura Roslin and THIS was the result. No wonder the Cylons ruled out conception by force if this was the result.
Annoying Special Abilities: She regenerates. Seriously she does. She has a psychic link with her mother.

Other Traits: Won’t/Can’t die (who wants to test that), being so speshul it makes my head hurt.

Notes: Due to short chapters we will be sporking them in lots of three.

 

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Jul. 26th, 2009

not welcome asplodey

aztec_the_great

PPC: The Children of Fanwank


Story: The Children of Midnight, the Vampiric Spectres

Fandom: Mass Effect

Culprit: Lio76

Location: Fanfiction.net

Our first PPC foray can be found here on my own journal, it is a fic that has been previously sporked here. This is an unofficial PPC mission, my friends and I did it for fun and then decided it was too good to not share, I'm in the process of becoming an official PPC Agent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jul. 24th, 2009

asari

aztec_the_great

A note from your leader (one of)


Alright things are still pretty slow around here (I know myself and blooded veils have been a bit lazy ourselves) but for fun we decided to widen scifi sues parameters. Now you can send in your submissions in either sporked form or PPC form!

 I've been doing some PPC stuff with a friend so I'll get something new up soon.

If you don't know what the PPC is then go to http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/ppc.html 

While you're there check out OFUM!

EDIT

To become an agent come and hang out on the board http://disc.yourwebapps.com/Indices/199610.html#189104

Also you can check out the wiki
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki

Jul. 5th, 2009

Mass Effect - Survivor

blooded_veils

Does Shepard need to kill a sue? Yes, she does.

Story Or Series Title: Mass Effect: Garrus Vakarian. Oh what a wonderfully original name! Let us all title our stories after one of the characters!

Ease off will you? I'm choking on the sarcasm!
Fandom:
Mass Effect, supposedly.
Culprit Author's Name: GalacticGhidora

Full Name (plus titles if any):
Garrus Vakarian, (unknown first name) Shepard.
Full Species(es):
Stuify-us Spectre-us, Sueify-us Lameify-us
Hair Color (include adjectives):
As canon
Eye Color (include adjectives):
As canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Assumed to be canon.
Special Possessions (if any):
A sue-per speshul prototype ship.

Annoying Origin:
Somewhere beyond the reach of canon.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Claim to be them.
Annoying Special Abilities:
The ability to disregard canon, the ability to render me speechless with rage.
Other Annoying Traits:
EXISTING.

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May. 26th, 2009

asari

aztec_the_great

The Sith Vampire, sharpen your silver sporks!


Story Or Series Title: The Sith Vampire
Fandom: Star Wars
Culprit Author's Name: Carynova
Synopsis:
Set before Phantom Menace, in an alternate universe: Neeko, a Sith Warrior, daughter of Sidious, and Vampire Supreme Elder. She is teamed up with Darth Maul to hunt down Obi-Wan. Neeko and Maul are to get rid of him for a secret plan of theirs. Anakin, at


Full Name (plus titles if any): Neeko
Full Species(es): Vampirus-Sueificus
Hair Color (include adjectives):
pearl-white hair glistened and twirled down to her waist”

Eye Color (include adjectives): Her eyes, matching in color of her hair, were large and pleading” “her eyes changing to a dark, bloodied crimson”

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Fangs…sometimes
Special Possessions (if any): Darth Maul’s balls


Annoying Origin: Apparently she is Sidious’s daughter.
Annoying Special Abilities: Eyes change colour, teeth change, vamp supreme elder six times, telepathic, eyes adjust to dark super quick, doesn’t need sleep

Other Traits: has nearly killed Yoda, Anakin wants her, she murders commas

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May. 6th, 2009

not welcome

aztec_the_great

Understanding that some things should never be written


Hey Guys, I'm working on a few projects (some spork related) so I thought I'd do a short one to keep the sporks flowing. We really need to see some more sporks coming through so please, if you have some spare time then dig up a Sue and kill it ;)

Story Or Series Title:
Understanding
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Culprit Author's Name: Star Mage1
Synopsis: Michael is consumed with what the humans did to him as he remembers more everyday, his past guide his current actions as he reflects on what he remembers. Episode Tag 


Full Name (plus titles if any): Michael, John Shepard also gets a dose of studom.
Full Species(es): Wraith/Hybrid, Human
Hair Color (include adjectives): presumed as canon

Eye Color (include adjectives): presumed as canon

Unusual Markings/Colorations: presumed as canon
Special Possessions (if any):


Annoying Origin: Suethor land, who wants to help me blow it up?
Annoying Special Abilities: Does annoying me count?

Other Traits: Bad sentences that hurt my brain.

Notes:

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Apr. 13th, 2009

Mass Effect - Survivor

blooded_veils

Chuck and Carson act VERY OOC. NSFW.

I apologise for my lack of activity lately. School has been giving me buckets of homework.

Story Or Series Title: Fear of Discovery
Fandom:
Stargate: Atlantis
Culprit Author's Name: Smudge the rat

Full Name (plus titles if any):
As canon
Full Species(es):
Pod!Sues
Hair Color (include adjectives):
Presumed as canon; Chucks is “sandy”
Eye Color (include adjectives):
Presumed as canon; Chucks “twinkle mischievously” and Carsons are “lidded with pleasure”
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
None mentioned
Special Possessions (if any):
None mentioned

Annoying Origin:
The demented fantasies of a pubescent female.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Pretends to be them
Annoying Special Abilities:
Cheesy dialogue and buckets of clichés.
Other Annoying Traits:
Existence

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Mar. 31st, 2009

prepare to be sporked

aztec_the_great

I'm baaaaaack!


First I'd like to apologise for the lack of sporking, I got swamped at work and sporking was the last thing I had time for.

Story Or Series Title: Music to Soothe The Savage Sith
Fandom: Star Wars
Culprit Author's Name: DarthNasere REPEAT OFFENDER
Synopsis:
This is another one of my stories where Vader is more compassionate. The main character likes to sing Evanescence music so if you like that then read this story! NO FLAMES! Hope you lie it R&R Please! Anonymous Reviews Accepted! XD



Full Name (plus titles if any): Princess Melody Novantine
Full Species(es): Homo-sueificus
Hair Color (include adjectives):
She had natural dark brown hair that she dyed black so she would look like her music idol Evanescence”

Eye Color (include adjectives):

Unusual Markings/Colorations: She also wears nothing but black and paints her nails black so she can look even more like her idol!
Special Possessions (if any):


Annoying Origin:
Annoying Special Abilities:

Other Traits: Won’t stop singing Evanescence… a band that doesn’t even EXIST IN STAR WARS!

Notes:

 

 

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